I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.
Alan is happy to be back. Follow The Hangover Part III on Tumblr.
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
You can’t live your life for other people.You’ve got to do what’s right for you,even if it hurts some people you love.
— (The Notebook)
Real friends are not those who are always around when everything’s almost perfect. They’re the one’s who dig deep when you’re down just to pull you up and say, “Everything’s gonna be alright…”
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
On holiday? No gym? In a dorm room? Not much time?
These are easy workouts to do inside your room.
- Squat lunge, alternating legs
- Elevated push up, mountain climb
- Back & forth pike with Push up
- Split squat
- Sprint on the spot
- Elbow to Knee crunch
Do each for 1 minute, 3 sets.
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really bei think this will be my graduation quote
